Bio: Bob was a rising star in the NYC club scene in the mid eighties when his career as a guitar virtuoso abruptly ended after he severed his left thumb in a bizarre slap-chop accident. Attempts to surgically reattach it at the time were futile since the thumb was never found. After he recovered from the trauma of post thumb separation, Bob needed to tap his fallback career as a carnie where he now tours the country setting up and operating the teacup ride.

Bob eventually found his way to a Stone Attic audition by accidently clicking the wrong internet link and expressing interest in what he thought was a complete collection of Neil Young albums on 8-track. Inquiries by the band on details of his accident led to the conclusion that it was a mystery best left unsolved (he is a little sensitive about the topic). Nevertheless, the band was amazed by his ability to play guitar with a missing thumb and chipped in for surgery to replace it with his big left toe. Through the miracles of modern medicine, Bob now is able to fret just enough major, minor and seventh chords to play a limited selection of classic and modern rock tunes from start to finish.

Band: Bob was the last member to join the latest version of the Attic. Fortunately for us, Bob continues other Attic guitarist's tradition of skipping notes, forgetting solos, and playing songs in a different key then the rest of the band. Bob hopes to use the money he makes from band gigs to buy an island in the Caribbean.

Hobbies: Bob's hobbies include kayaking the rivers of PA, exercising his arms with pints of beer, and inventing unmarketable gizmos like the sleeveless snuggie.

Famous Quote: Hi, I'm Bob.

Bio: Newest member Lilah is a short nerdy girl with a bass. She has ten fingers, ten toes, and all of her teeth.

Hobbies: Music, Homebrewing, Fabulous Felines, HIIT, Excel (see nerdy, above), and being from Delaware.

Bio: Greg is living proof that you don't need to be able to count to 4 several times in a row to be a drummer. Greg was born in the early 70's in a pre-post-modern, conservative, non-segregated all white, anti-protest, pro-nonactive, non-patchuli wearing hippie commune where he quickly learned that living as a hippie really sucks.

Band: Greg met Lee in the early 90's and formed Reckless Abandon. The band name has changed and many members have come and gone since then, but Greg and Lee remain as the non-rythymic heartbeat of the band.

Hobbies: Greg's hobbies include; watching mtv with his three daughters, bitching about being poor, and surfing the web for naked photos of Mel Torme'.

Famous Quote: How does this song start? How does it end? Well....how does it go in the middle?

Bio: 'Heroic', 'Kindly', 'Generous', 'Philanthropic', 'Not Annoying'; No these words will never be used to describe the vocal monster that is Kirk Kumfert but 'Hey, he can sing!' just may be.

Few fans know that Kirk is the son of a god. Yes, a god. Well, not a god you've heard of but still... Kirk is the son of Stikitus, god of Talcum Powder. Now some might say that being the son of the god of talcum powder isn't such a good thing. I say to these doubters, 'What about all those heavy walkers in the malls who need a little help in keeping their thighs from sticking together?' Beyond Kirk's ability to soothe hot, sweaty skin, he was also blessed with a great set of pipes allowing him to bring the power of the Attic's Rock to the halls of Olympus herself....or at least to the local dive bars.

Band: Kirk jumped on-board the latest iteration of the Attic in mid-2009 taking the center stage in a flurry of missed-words and off-beat rythyms. God help us all.

Hobbies: Kirk's hobbies include throwing pop-quizes at his students to get some extra sleepy-time during his 'working' hours and dreaming of the days he thought teaching would be rewarding.

Famous Quote: That's a lot of words.

Bio: Lee was born in 1742 during a horrible genetic experiment gone wrong. After various run-ins with the local law, clergy, witch hunters, and angry mob Lee found himself on the business end of a rope while crows picked at his scarred and decimated flesh. History shows that Lee got off easy. They never found ALL of the bodies.

Band: Despite his handicaps, (no obvious sense of rhythm, tone-deaf, vegetarian who hates vegetables), Lee has been a driving force in the band since the beginning. Lee provides the band's practice space and plenty of opinions.

Hobbies: Lee's hobbies include; hating vegetables, wishing most of the world would just die, maintaining the Stone Attic website, and playing with his dog.

Famous Quote: What do you mean, 'It's got more then three chords'?"